I started out of nothing, just like great men, and I’m heading towards a fantastic future.Ģ2. I’m something coming out of nothing and heading to greater heights.Ģ1. I am a ruthless bookie, a concrete analyst, and an abstract artist.Ģ0.
I am an outlaw in Peru, a veteran in love, and an expert in stucco.ġ9. With my godlike and sensuous trombone playing, I can woo anyone.ġ8. I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutesġ7. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed.ġ6. My success is just postponed for some time. I am the kind of person who will burst into laughter over an event that happened the previous day.ġ2. I’m the person who has the headphones on and the phone in my hands.ġ0. I’m always calm and silent, like the currency notes and not the coins that always make a sound.ĩ. The only person I’m afraid of is myself.Ĩ. Well, how about the early investor sees the glory first.ħ. We’ve all heard that the early bird catches the worm. I never forget to keep my heels and standards high.ĥ.
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I know how to govern myself, so I think I’m good to be a queen.Ĥ. I am not exceptionally gifted, nor am I incredibly bright. I’m pretty good enough as an artist to have my imaginations wholly drawn.Ģ. I have performed open-heart surgery, played Hamlet, and spoken with Elvis.ġ. I build large suspension bridges in my yard when I feel bored.Ģ2. Using only a mouli and a toaster oven, I have made an extraordinary four-course meal.Ģ1. I am gifted with the knowledge of the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants using only a hoe and a large glass of water.ġ9. Studying gets me so sleepy, but I always end up browsing on Facebook (or any other social media app) for hours.ġ8. I am so hot that I wonder if I contribute to global warming.ġ7. I am so cool to the extent that even ice cubes become jealous of me.ġ6. I just wish my mouth had some pause button sometimes. I’m just getting my belly filled up with food while everyone I know is either getting married or getting a boyfriend.ġ4. I always feel this particular excitement of wanting to go back to sleep each time I wake up in the morning.ġ3. I don’t think the laws of physics apply to me because I am unique.ġ2. I am athletic I can surf the web for hours.ġ1. Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, and therefore I am perfect.ģ4. Even if I came with instructions, you can’t handle me.ģ3. I smile a lot, and you’ll never understand.ģ2. God is creative, I mean… just look at me.ģ1. Do you want to know me? Come closer so I can whisper my attitude.Ģ9. Are you looking for awesomeness? Look here. What I am looking for is a blessing, not in disguise.Ģ7. I participate in full-contact origami on weekends to steam off.Ģ6. I frolic, I dodge, I weave, I balance, and my bills are all paid.Ģ5. I receive fan mail, yet I’m a private citizen.Ģ4. I’m only lazy when someone steals my motivation.Ģ3. Sometimes, it takes me all day to get nothing done.Ģ1. Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.Ģ0. I am one perfect person to be your favorite hello.ġ9. I wish I had a friend like me because I’m so awesome.ġ7.